Gonna get my mind off some things so why not use my imagine of mine to think of something positive?
A question I like to ask folks when we’re bonding in my car is “If you could have a dream house where money wasn’t a problem what would you want in it?” Of course I would push them to fully use their imagination.
Here are some things that I’d like in my dream house:
- I want it to be at least 3 stories tall. It will have an elevator that will only go up. Folks are saying they’ll just stay in it till it goes down. I’ll make it so that it won’t descend until everyone is off it. The only way to go down a level in my house would be via slide. I’m not sure if i want a giant ball pit at the end but yes slide.
- I’d give my friends their own bracelet and it’ll act as their own key to my house. Whenever they visit my house they’ll have their own entrance theme/song that’ll play when they enter the front door.
- There will be a room that is straight pillows and cushions. The walls will be used for visual entertainment. ex. movies and video games. The room will be stocked with every movie that’s been released as well as every video game with each respective system.
- There will be secret passageways littered around the house.
- One room will have weapons fully stocked for a Zombie Apocalypse. It will also act as the house safe room. Of course my house will be zombie proof but as a last measure I will have a safe room. Since I have all these weapons i’ll also have a shooting range.
- There will be a huge dance room for folks to dance in fully equipped with mirrors, refreshments and whatever. The dance room will be connected to the theater for whoever wants to perform. I’ll hold shows/concerts every now and then.
- For shits and giggles there’ll be a costume room where folks can dress up in whatever they want. Fuck if folks wanna walk around the house as ninja all day i’ll let them.
- Of course I need a fuckin huge library like in Beauty and the Beast. With those damn rolling ladders. OHHH shiet. It’ll be filled with books, comics, and manga alike.
- I’m going to have a huge room be like an adult version of chuckie cheese/jungle jungle/discover zone. Complete with connected tubes, swinging ropes, and ball pits. This will also act as the place for our nerf wars.
- Art? I love art and a bunch of my friends do too. In this room there shall be a shit load of art materials for folks to do whatever they want. It’ll start off blank but you get the picture.
- Being the person who loves sports I’ll have a football field, basket ball court, baseball field, swimming pool and tennis courts. Maybe an ice skating rink just for the fun of it. As well as fully functioning gym for those gym heads.
- A homage to Richie Rich i’ll have my own McDonalds, kid-a-pult, and roller coaster.
That’s all I’ll do for now. We’ll see what can be added to this in the future.