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So I remember that I had a pretty epic dream last night, too bad i can barely remember it. BUT, the most memorable part of the dream was that I could fly on a broomstick! WHAT UP. and it was just me. my family was looking at me thinking “what? you can fly on a broomstick?” and apparently that was my first day doing that. Anytime i had to move to a different location or just sit I used my broomstick. it wasn’t a fancy one from harry potter, just a regular wooden one you’d see in your house. screw stairs, i’ll just fly there. it was cool. if i wasn’t near my broomstick i could have it fly to me. it was an interesting process in order to fly because i sometimes didn’t know if it’d keep working since that was my first time flying one. i had to stand there holding it and just fall forward while willing it to fly. it took concentration but it was super fun.

i think this is a sign that i’m going through harry potter withdrawals

what a nice guy

what a nice guy

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thedailywhat:

Born Every Minute of the Day: Having pledged $10,000 in support of James Franco’s Museum of Non-Visible Art, “new media producer” Aimee Davidson has become the proud owner of a one-of-a-kind piece of non-visible art entitled “Fresh Air.”
As the designation suggests, the piece, by “collaborative art team” Brainard and Delia Carey (AKA Praxis), does not actually exist. Instead, in exchange for parting with their money, museum contributors such as Davidson receive a printed description of what the artists imagine the piece would look like had they put in the time to make it.
From the museum’s website:

Composed entirely of ideas, the Non-Visible Museum redefines the concept of what is real. Although the artworks themselves are not visible, the descriptions open our eyes to a parallel world built of images and words. This world is not visible, but it is real, perhaps more real than the world of matter, and it is also for sale.

And here is the description of the piece Davidson bought:

The air you are purchasing is like buying an endless tank of oxygen. No matter where you are, you always have the ability to take a breath of the most delicious, clean-smelling air that the earth can produce. Every breath you take gives you endless peace and health. This artwork is something to carry with you if you own it. Because wherever you are, you can imagine yourself getting the most beautiful taste of air that is from the mountain tops or fields or from the ocean side; it is an endless supply.

Sadly, being a one-of-a-kind piece, “Fresh Air” is all sold out. I guess you’ll have to make do with printing out the description yourself.
[blogtown / huffpo / kickstarter / geekosystem.]

that is some crazy piece of air.

thedailywhat:

Born Every Minute of the Day: Having pledged $10,000 in support of James Franco’s Museum of Non-Visible Art, “new media producer” Aimee Davidson has become the proud owner of a one-of-a-kind piece of non-visible art entitled “Fresh Air.”

As the designation suggests, the piece, by “collaborative art team” Brainard and Delia Carey (AKA Praxis), does not actually exist. Instead, in exchange for parting with their money, museum contributors such as Davidson receive a printed description of what the artists imagine the piece would look like had they put in the time to make it.

From the museum’s website:

Composed entirely of ideas, the Non-Visible Museum redefines the concept of what is real. Although the artworks themselves are not visible, the descriptions open our eyes to a parallel world built of images and words. This world is not visible, but it is real, perhaps more real than the world of matter, and it is also for sale.

And here is the description of the piece Davidson bought:

The air you are purchasing is like buying an endless tank of oxygen. No matter where you are, you always have the ability to take a breath of the most delicious, clean-smelling air that the earth can produce. Every breath you take gives you endless peace and health. This artwork is something to carry with you if you own it. Because wherever you are, you can imagine yourself getting the most beautiful taste of air that is from the mountain tops or fields or from the ocean side; it is an endless supply.

Sadly, being a one-of-a-kind piece, “Fresh Air” is all sold out. I guess you’ll have to make do with printing out the description yourself.

[blogtown / huffpo / kickstarter / geekosystem.]

that is some crazy piece of air.

Source: thedailywhat

darksilenceinsuburbia:

Jonathon Kambouris. The Last Meal Project. Aileen Carol Wuornos.
Every prisoner waiting to be executed is granted a last meal. Prisoners waiting to die choose their last meal for different reasons. Some choose from past memories, while others feast on what they crave at the moment. Such fascinating details surrounding the final hours before being put to death are a matter of public record and are the inspiration for this series of photographs. Justice may not always be served because the innocent can be proved guilty and the guilty can be proved innocent. Choosing the last meal is a significant ritual because the accuracy and validity of this choice is the only answer one can ultimately accept. This series visually documents the face and last meal of a convicted killer and is without question, honest and true. This will be an on going project as executions continue to take place in the United States. The core of the issue lies not on the emotionally loaded (for or against) arguments, but to question, how is society really served by the death penalty? JONATHON KAMBOURIS JONATHON KAMBOURIS /// THE LAST MEAL PROJECT

i found this interesting

darksilenceinsuburbia:

Jonathon Kambouris. The Last Meal Project. Aileen Carol Wuornos.

Every prisoner waiting to be executed is granted a last meal. Prisoners waiting to die choose their last meal for different reasons. Some choose from past memories, while others feast on what they crave at the moment. Such fascinating details surrounding the final hours before being put to death are a matter of public record and are the inspiration for this series of photographs. Justice may not always be served because the innocent can be proved guilty and the guilty can be proved innocent. Choosing the last meal is a significant ritual because the accuracy and validity of this choice is the only answer one can ultimately accept. This series visually documents the face and last meal of a convicted killer and is without question, honest and true. This will be an on going project as executions continue to take place in the United States. The core of the issue lies not on the emotionally loaded (for or against) arguments, but to question, how is society really served by the death penalty?


 JONATHON KAMBOURIS
JONATHON KAMBOURIS /// THE LAST MEAL PROJECT

i found this interesting

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ralphabetsoup:

Am a traitor to my gender for saying this? hahaha I’m sorry bros.

i’m just going to laugh.

it is how it is.

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California to Require Gay History in Schools

scottrick:

LOS ANGELES — California will become the first state to require public schools to teach gay and lesbian history.

As expected, Gov. Jerry Brown signed a bill on Thursday that mandates that the contributions of gays and lesbians in the state and the country be included in social science instruction and in textbooks. School districts will have until next January to begin implementing the new law, which was also promoted in part as a way to combat bullying of gay and lesbian students.

“This is definitely a step forward, and I’m hopeful that other states will follow,” said Mark Leno, California’s first openly gay state senator, who sponsored the bill. “We are failing our students when we don’t teach them about the broad diversity of human experience.”

The state already requires schools to teach students about the contributions of some other minority groups, including black people and women. But until now, gay figures like Harvey Milk received little mention in state-approved textbooks.

The Democratic-controlled Legislature passed a similar bill in 2006, but Arnold Schwarzenegger, a Republican who was then the governor, vetoed it.

This time, however, California has a Democratic governor, and the legislation came on the heels of a highly publicized string of suicides among gay teenagers, including a 13-year-old boy from the state’s Central Valley.

Advocates for the legislation said they believed the shift would help make schools safer for gay and lesbian students, who are often ostracized.

“There is an increasing awareness in the public and among elected officials that we have to do something to address the problems of bullying, and the negative consequences” for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender students, said Carolyn Laub, director of the Gay-Straight Alliance Network.

Some conservative lawmakers, however, continued to oppose the bill, saying that curriculum should be left to individual school districts.

“It’s a sad day for our republic when we have the government essentially telling people what they should think,” said Tim Donnelly, a Republican state assemblyman from San Bernadino. Mr. Donnelly said the law prohibited schools from presenting gays and lesbians “in anything other than a positive light, and I think that’s censorship right there.”

Though the new law will take effect in January, state textbooks and curriculum will not be updated for several years. In the meantime, local school districts will have to use supplemental materials in the curriculums.

hmm LA was the first? interesting that SF hasn’t.

but well done nevertheless

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mikeyruh:

alyson-noele:


tardis-takeoff:
“So, you’re finally here at last.”
The eleven-year old jumped away from the wall with a yelp and gazed up at the brick, wherein a portrait of an old man sat. He was smiling down at him; James couldn’t help but smile back. There seemed to be a twinkle in the old man’s eye behind the half-moon spectacles that made him feel safe, like he was an old, reliable friend.
“Hullo,” he spoke politely with a nod. The man nodded back. “You know me?” James asked with a tilt of his head.
“Of course,” a second voice sounded, deeper and much less compassionate than the first. James looked beside the old man to another person, whose long nose and greasy black hair made the hairs on his neck stick up. James bristled slightly and inched a bit closer to the older man, who was still smiling even in the face of the other man’s rudeness.
“Brilliant,” the dark-haired man spat, “Potter’s spawn has finally arrived at Hogwarts.” He seemed to wrinkle his nose down at James, who was staring very intently at the man. Beside him, the elder man spoke calmly, “Now now, Severus.” The long-nosed man merely scoffed and gazed away.
James broke his stare for a moment to lift his eyebrows in surprise. He stared at the golden name plates, which he had originally bypassed, of each man; his thoughts were confirmed. He first looked to the old man who only nodded, and James knew he didn’t have to speak for the portrait to understand. The other, though, seemed less enthusiastic, and James turned to him. “My little brother is named after you?”
The man huffed. “Typical Potter arrogance-” His venom was short-lived, though, and he froze in his frame. “Hold on,” he muttered, brows furrowing. “What?!” he exclaimed in surprise. He stared at James, whose innocence was reflected in his eyes, then turned to the old man beside him. “Albus,” he began, “what does he-“
“He means what he said, Severus,” Albus replied with a warm smile. “You’ve become a namesake! Exciting, isn’t it?” He looked down at James and nodded. “And I have as well, it would seem.”
James smiled in return and nodded in confirmation. “Yes sir,” he spoke, “my brother’s name is Albus Severus, named after two headmasters.” Both men glanced at one another for a moment. James then turned his attention to Severus. “Sir,” he spoke with a hint of caution, getting the man’s attention, “my father said you were the bravest man he ever knew.”
Snape’s brows rose and something shone in his eye - surprise, perhaps, but something closer to being touched - before he quickly hid the expression by gazing the other way. “… Haven’t you got somewhere to be… Albus?” he asked, though the boy’s given name was hesitant, as if he was struggling with calling him anything but Potter.
James’ eyes widened and he swiveled his head to the left. “O-oh no, The Great Hall!” he shouted, taking off in a wild sprint - though not before turning and waving to the two portraits, whom he would surely have many more conversations with.
Dumbledore waved the boy off, and once he was gone, turned to Snape. “You see, Severus,” he spoke softly, “Harry is every bit as generous and kind as she was.”
Snape didn’t look Albus in the eye, but his wayward gaze softened as he remembered Lily’s kindness. “I know, Headmaster. I know.”

Fanfiction!? On my tumblr. What is the world coming to?

You know the cult following that Star Wars has?this is the first step for this series to having it’s own massive conventions…LOL

this is helping me with my harry potter withdrawals

mikeyruh:

alyson-noele:

tardis-takeoff:

“So, you’re finally here at last.”

The eleven-year old jumped away from the wall with a yelp and gazed up at the brick, wherein a portrait of an old man sat. He was smiling down at him; James couldn’t help but smile back. There seemed to be a twinkle in the old man’s eye behind the half-moon spectacles that made him feel safe, like he was an old, reliable friend.

“Hullo,” he spoke politely with a nod. The man nodded back. “You know me?” James asked with a tilt of his head.

“Of course,” a second voice sounded, deeper and much less compassionate than the first. James looked beside the old man to another person, whose long nose and greasy black hair made the hairs on his neck stick up. James bristled slightly and inched a bit closer to the older man, who was still smiling even in the face of the other man’s rudeness.

“Brilliant,” the dark-haired man spat, “Potter’s spawn has finally arrived at Hogwarts.” He seemed to wrinkle his nose down at James, who was staring very intently at the man. Beside him, the elder man spoke calmly, “Now now, Severus.” The long-nosed man merely scoffed and gazed away.

James broke his stare for a moment to lift his eyebrows in surprise. He stared at the golden name plates, which he had originally bypassed, of each man; his thoughts were confirmed. He first looked to the old man who only nodded, and James knew he didn’t have to speak for the portrait to understand. The other, though, seemed less enthusiastic, and James turned to him. “My little brother is named after you?”

The man huffed. “Typical Potter arrogance-” His venom was short-lived, though, and he froze in his frame. “Hold on,” he muttered, brows furrowing. “What?!” he exclaimed in surprise. He stared at James, whose innocence was reflected in his eyes, then turned to the old man beside him. “Albus,” he began, “what does he-“

“He means what he said, Severus,” Albus replied with a warm smile. “You’ve become a namesake! Exciting, isn’t it?” He looked down at James and nodded. “And I have as well, it would seem.”

James smiled in return and nodded in confirmation. “Yes sir,” he spoke, “my brother’s name is Albus Severus, named after two headmasters.” Both men glanced at one another for a moment. James then turned his attention to Severus. “Sir,” he spoke with a hint of caution, getting the man’s attention, “my father said you were the bravest man he ever knew.”

Snape’s brows rose and something shone in his eye - surprise, perhaps, but something closer to being touched - before he quickly hid the expression by gazing the other way. “… Haven’t you got somewhere to be… Albus?” he asked, though the boy’s given name was hesitant, as if he was struggling with calling him anything but Potter.

James’ eyes widened and he swiveled his head to the left. “O-oh no, The Great Hall!” he shouted, taking off in a wild sprint - though not before turning and waving to the two portraits, whom he would surely have many more conversations with.

Dumbledore waved the boy off, and once he was gone, turned to Snape. “You see, Severus,” he spoke softly, “Harry is every bit as generous and kind as she was.”

Snape didn’t look Albus in the eye, but his wayward gaze softened as he remembered Lily’s kindness. “I know, Headmaster. I know.”

Fanfiction!? On my tumblr. What is the world coming to?

You know the cult following that Star Wars has?

this is the first step for this series to having it’s own massive conventions…LOL

this is helping me with my harry potter withdrawals

Source: paperseverywhere

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HAHAHAHA

@jazzievalerie and myself.

me: “woman you have big boobs”
her: “what? but i’m not even wearing anything revealing or whatever”
me: “just because you put a blanket over the himalayas doesn’t mean we can’t see them”

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California split into TWO?!

ralphabetsoup:

perrysane:

Norcal vs Socal? No thank you. Just call me a Californian.

Stone’s version of South California would not include Los Angeles County.”

Norcal would win then

norcal would then win by a landslide

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Gonna get my mind off some things so why not use my imagine of mine to think of something positive?

A question I like to ask folks when we’re bonding in my car is “If you could have a dream house where money wasn’t a problem what would you want in it?” Of course I would push them to fully use their imagination.

Here are some things that I’d like in my dream house:

  • I want it to be at least 3 stories tall. It will have an elevator that will only go up. Folks are saying they’ll just stay in it till it goes down. I’ll make it so that it won’t descend until everyone is off it. The only way to go down a level in my house would be via slide. I’m not sure if i want a giant ball pit at the end but yes slide.
  • I’d give my friends their own bracelet and it’ll act as their own key to my house. Whenever they visit my house they’ll have their own entrance theme/song that’ll play when they enter the front door.
  • There will be a room that is straight pillows and cushions. The walls will be used for visual entertainment. ex. movies and video games. The room will be stocked with every movie that’s been released as well as every video game with each respective system.
  • There will be secret passageways littered around the house.
  • One room will have weapons fully stocked for a Zombie Apocalypse. It will also act as the house safe room. Of course my house will be zombie proof but as a last measure I will have a safe room. Since I have all these weapons i’ll also have a shooting range.
  • There will be a huge dance room for folks to dance in fully equipped with mirrors, refreshments and whatever. The dance room will be connected to the theater for whoever wants to perform. I’ll hold shows/concerts every now and then.
  • For shits and giggles there’ll be a costume room where folks can dress up in whatever they want. Fuck if folks wanna walk around the house as ninja all day i’ll let them. 
  • Of course I need a fuckin huge library like in Beauty and the Beast. With those damn rolling ladders. OHHH shiet. It’ll be filled with books, comics, and manga alike.
  • I’m going to have a huge room be like an adult version of chuckie cheese/jungle jungle/discover zone. Complete with connected tubes, swinging ropes, and ball pits. This will also act as the place for our nerf wars.
  • Art? I love art and a bunch of my friends do too. In this room there shall be a shit load of art materials for folks to do whatever they want. It’ll start off blank but you get the picture.
  • Being the person who loves sports I’ll have a football field, basket ball court, baseball field, swimming pool and tennis courts. Maybe an ice skating rink just for the fun of it. As well as fully functioning gym for those gym heads.
  • A homage to Richie Rich i’ll have my own McDonalds, kid-a-pult, and roller coaster. 

That’s all I’ll do for now. We’ll see what can be added to this in the future.

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ralphabetsoup:

alyson-noele:

theeenrique:

omgitstai:

I am a white-washed asian! I am not like the others asian. I don’t like watching Anime, Kpop, Asian guys, nor Asian drama movies. I sometime wish I was white lol… I would date white guys over asian guys. Most of asian guys are not even cute. I am not hating on my race. Most of my close friends are asian, but I try not to make friends with others asian :P

lolwut?

Cool story bro

i am disappoint.

i don’t even. -.-

Source: omgitstai

hmmm no wonder. it all makes sense.
random tidbit
i fucking love tetris. tetris is probably one of my favorite games of all time. as long as i have tetris at the very least i’m good. i could play that game for hours on end.

hmmm no wonder. it all makes sense.

random tidbit

i fucking love tetris. tetris is probably one of my favorite games of all time. as long as i have tetris at the very least i’m good. i could play that game for hours on end.

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Man From Nowhere
This movie is fucking CRAZY. The storyline is very similar to Taken. Just a shit load of badassery but with asians as the lead. 
I recommend the watch. It’s a pretty good movie.

Man From Nowhere

This movie is fucking CRAZY. The storyline is very similar to Taken. Just a shit load of badassery but with asians as the lead. 

I recommend the watch. It’s a pretty good movie.

igots0l3:


Walt Disney was OCD about details; so take the time to enjoy them. In the rides and all over the park, you may not even notice the intricate details incorporated into the Disney experience.
For instance, when switching “lands” (from Adventureland to Frontierland), you won’t be able to see, or hear the other lands. Everything is in character, and all 5 senses are addressed.
Look up: You won’t see any airplanes or banner ads; Disney owns the air space and keeps it closed–once you’re in Disneyland, there’s no evidence of the outside world.
Walt Disney himself said, “I don’t want the public to see the world they live in while they’re in the Park. I want them to feel they’re in another world.”
Thanks Walt Disney.<3

swag

i think that’s pretty sick

igots0l3:

Walt Disney was OCD about details; so take the time to enjoy them. In the rides and all over the park, you may not even notice the intricate details incorporated into the Disney experience.

For instance, when switching “lands” (from Adventureland to Frontierland), you won’t be able to see, or hear the other lands. Everything is in character, and all 5 senses are addressed.

Look up: You won’t see any airplanes or banner ads; Disney owns the air space and keeps it closed–once you’re in Disneyland, there’s no evidence of the outside world.

Walt Disney himself said, “I don’t want the public to see the world they live in while they’re in the Park. I want them to feel they’re in another world.”

Thanks Walt Disney.<3

swag

i think that’s pretty sick

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i believe it

i believe it

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