Something I like to do when people irritate the shit out of me is wish inconveniences on them. Rather than your momma jokes I sometimes go back and forth with my friends. See I don’t want to wish something terrible upon them that on the off chance it does happen I’ll be plagued and cursed with the thoughts for the rest of my life. Some examples:

- I hope that you stumble repeatedly when exiting your vehicle
- I hope that you set your alarm on pm rather than am
- I hope that cute girl gives you the wrong number. Better yet I hope it’s right but you lose it
- I hope that every light you come across is yellow but turns red right when you get there
- I hope your class gets cancelled after you’ve already commuted and it’s your only class
- I hope all your contacts get deleted on your phone
- I hope you run out of beer when it’s your turn to play beer pong
- I hope you step on a liquid with your socks on
- I hope you spill something on your shirt but dont realize it until the end of the day
- I hope the water suddenly turns frigid in the middle of your shower.
- I hope all they have is Pepsi when all you wanted was coke.

I could really go on. I love complimenting folks. Minus a few exceptions I have a hard time insulting people. This is what I resort to.

I hope inconvenient things happen to people who irritate me

  1. duhneyce posted this